David Beckham Signs For...?

David Beckham, multi-millionaire and England football icon is leaving LA Galaxy and looking to fill his twilight years (footballing career-wise) back in Europe. He doesn't need the cash, but obviously wants to leave the game having had one last hoorah, hopefully back in Blighty. So where is he looking to to park his Zimmer frame and produce some free kick magic on a cold Saturday afternoon in winter? Sam Allardyce has expressed an interest in taking him to Upton Park and West Ham United is his local Premier League team. Paris Saint Germaine have been wooing him as well. But, as hinted at above, David Beckham is in the enviable position of being completely minted so doesn't need to return to European football in order to boost his pension portfolio. So where off the beaten track would be good for him to take his trademark free kicks?

If Beckham has any ambition to get into the world of coaching or football management, why not team up with an ex-West Ham player and fellow exponent of practice, hard work and 110% dedication to the cause. A Beckham/Paolo Di Canio coaching relationship would be symbiotic for both parties; Beckham would learn the techniques of a burgeoning management talent in Di Canio and the Swindon Town manager would  secure a formidable midfield acquisition, whether used as a "super sub" or for 60 - 70 minutes of a match. So, don't be surprised if in the not too distant future, David Beckham is pulling on the sacred red shirt of Swindon Town and running onto the hallowed turf at the County Ground on a blustery afternoon in January!

Well, we can dream can't we?

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